My wife, Naomi, the Duchess of Bay Ridge, Brooklyn. A former model and Miller Lite girl. Yeah. She was the one with my cock in her mouth in the Ferrari, so put your dick back in your pants.

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coolator:

i have never seen anyone fuck up this masterfully


bohemian-fairies:

chris-lives-here:

Tumblr law: Always reblog the queen.

If you don’t have this on your blog at least once, get out.

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fandomstuck:

im at my church and im using the wifi here and i look to see what my connections are and

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day-silvaa:

lol omg where is this

Me at the end

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peregrintoolc:

I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes

Yessss

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